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woodchuck


Level 3

Armor Class: 0
Speed: 3
Magic Resistance: 20
Alignment: Neutral

Attacks:

Other attributes:


The Usenet Oracle requires an answer to this question!

> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
> chuck wood?

"Oh, heck! I'll handle *this* one!" The Oracle spun the terminal
back toward himself, unlocked the ZOT-guard lock, and slid the
glass guard away from the ZOT key. "Ummmm....could you turn around
for a minute? ZOTs are too graphic for the uninitiated. Even *I*
get a little squeamish sometimes..." The neophyte turned around,
and heard the Oracle slam his finger on a computer key, followed
by a loud ZZZZOTTTTT and the smell of ozone.
[ Excerpted from Internet Oracularity 576.6 ]

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